Mr. Chow is Abusive? Say it Ain't So!

It's like looking in the mirror.

Things I didn't know about Mr. Chow.

1) He exists.
2) He is an art collector.
3) He claims to be a Renaissance man.
4) "The movements of Mr. Chow's waiters -- filling glasses, changing tablecloths, delicately de-boning rare, fresh pieces of fish -- are parts in an elaborate symphony of which he is, ultimately, the conductor."
5) A grown adult will lie on the floor for 40 minutes while being verbally abused by Mr. Chow.
6) This story contained nothing about kids in his crawl space.
7) That Mr. Chow gets 30% off of wiper blades for his glasses from the guys at Pep Boys.
8) Suddenly I don't want to "chow down" on anything.
9) Looking into his eyes is like looking into the eyes of a young, naive little bunny in need of a hug. And a kick to the groin hard enough to allow him to taste his own genitals

That is all.