It came to me today that I hate flautists. They are too good to be called flute players and they always seem to be the most annoying person I could ever want to meet (Tony Snow). They are usually the girls with just enough talent and fat to avoid "playing flag" in marching band. Moreover, the sound that comes out of that wretched piece of metal is enough to make me want to permanently blow out my ear drums.
I am pretty certain I will know my time has come when I am greeted by a group of midgets in ungodly small tights designed to show their unusually large nut sacks. They will dance and skip while playing the song "Georgy Girl" on their out of tune instruments of insanity.
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Uh oh - I think Ian Anderson just hopped into his Previa and is on his way to Chez Darth to unleash a fury of blows.
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