Ladies:
Are you having uncomfortable sex? If so, it's probably because you aren't having sex with me. See, I am easy, easy like a Sunday morning. But I understand that not all of you can have sex with me. And for those of you that aren't willing to wait in line, make a reservation, or want to continue on with having uncomfortable sex because of things like "love" or "marriage," we want you to know that the I.D.R.C. is here for you.
The Intercourse Discomfort Report Center can help you lessen the discomfort of sex by showing you a number of exercises, positions and lubricants designed to make sex less painful and more enjoyable. All you need to do is complete a brief online survey regarding your intercourse and attach any photos or videos you have taken of the event. Based on your input, our team of experts will create an individual plan for you, so that you can begin to enjoy intercourse again.
(Please refrain from adding plot lines to your movies. Please test lighting and sound prior to your intercourse. Participants should at least claim to being older than 18. Submissions to the I.D.R.C. become the property of the I.D.R.C. Offer void to Canadian born citizens -- we just don't want to see your pasty white asses).
2 comments:
You're treading a fine line, here.
Because some might interpret your claims as meaning "so comfortable, you won't even know he's there."
I am comfortable enough with myself to handle the claim. I understand how it could be misconstrued, but I think once a woman gives me a try, she'll understand.
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