Jul 31, 2008

I love President Sunblock!



So I was reading Wonkette this morning and stumbled across this nugget...

"An Oregon state senator has been hospitalized with an accidental gunshot wound in the knee. The Medford Mail Tribune reports that Republican Jason Atkinson, 37, was hit while repairing a friend’s bicycle Tuesday. Central Point police say a .38-caliber derringer was in a bag attached to the bike, and it fired when Atkinson dropped the bag … The John McCain campaign named him an honorary chairman for Oregon activities.”

You've got to love a guy that hangs with people that pack heat while bike riding. I am pretty certain he carries grenades when roller blading -- he'll say it's to scare away the fags, but you know he puts them in his spandex shorts to attract them. I think this guy has VP written all over him, President Sunblock. Lock him up!

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