So, the other day I am standing in line to toss my money away on a case for my cell phone when I heard a conversation so inane, so unbelievable that it has taken me three days to get to the point where I can share it with you. Here's what I heard.
Woman #1: "My son asked for an IPOD for Christmas -- can you believe this little thing costs $300?"
Woman #2: "My daughter has been talking about those for sometime now. They seem quite popular."
Woman #3: "My grandson is stationed over there, near Bagbad."
That's right, according to this mental midget, the US has been at war with Apple for over eighteen months now. How the hell do thousands of people die in a war and people confuse the name of the country it takes place in with a MP3 player? Especially when they have a "loved one" stationed there! To top it off, she couldn't even get city correct.
I hope to god that IPOD doesn't declare a jihad on Dell. Then things will get really ugly.
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